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Saturday, June 30, 2012

Good Morning Pictures 2

Collection of downloadable 'Good Morning' pictures


Click on the images to larger view
























Keep visiting for more 'good morning' photos.



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Which one is the best among these?

Friday, June 29, 2012

Facebook status- part 2

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पुलिस : तैले किन यति धेरै पिएको ?
जड्याहा : बाध्यता थियो साब।
पुलिस : के बाध्यता थियो ?
जड्याहा : बोतलको बिर्कै हराएछ नि साब

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My new fav word start with P and end witho ORN
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Popcorn!! what were you thinking you pervert






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OMG you will love this press f13 and see the magic
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doesnt need a brain he has google

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important notice if you notice this noticem you will probably notice that this notice isn't worth noticing

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SIX GOLDEN RULES FOR F***ING !

--> F***ing once a week is good fo ur health, buh it iz harmful if done everyday.
--> F***ing relaxes your mind & body.
--> F***ing refreshes u.
--> After F***ing don't eat too much go for more liquids.
-->Try F***ing in bed cause it can save your valuable energy.
--> F***ing can reduce your cholesterol level.

[ so remember "FASTING" iz good for ur health ]

GOD BLESS YOUR DIRTY MIND !!!:D

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Today, in a college form,
when asked about
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facebook.com.........

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New Teacher -
Students tell your names and hobbies ?

Boys - I'm Ram , My hobby is watching Bubble.
I'm Shyam - My hobby is watching Bubble.
I'm Hari - My hobby is also watching Bubble.

Teacher: Oh, all boys have same hobbies , That's Go0d.

Now Girls, Please ?
Girl - Hi !! My name is Bubble :P

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Teacher: Why did you laugh.?

Boy: I saw 1 strip of your bra.
Teacher: Get out of the class for one week.

2nd boy laughed.
Teacher: Why did you laugh.?
Boy: I saw both strips.
Teacher: Get out for 1 month.

She bent down 2 take chalk.
Little Jhony started walking out.
Teacher: Jhony, why are you going out.?
Jhony: What I just saw, I think my school days are over :p


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Girls see the status and like it
We boys see the girls name and like the status
Am I right or am I right?
Lol

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Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
Johnny : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the sameday
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~Thought for Today~

"Girls characters represent
their Family,

where as

Boys characters
represent their Friends...!"

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Lips are like friends:
If we say STUDY, READ, WRITE - they never meet.
But if we say PARTY, PICNIC, BUNK, PLAY - Immediately they meet..

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Teacher asks johny : if there were 5 birds on a tree n u shot 1, how many r left?
Johny : none, as others will fly away.
Teacher : the answer is 4 but i like the way u think.
Johny : i have a question madam. If 3 women r eating cone ice-cream. 1 licking, 1 chewing n 1
sucking, which 1 is married?
Teacher (nervous) : well, the 1
sucking d cone.
Johny : no, the 1 with wedding ring on her finger. bt i like the way u think madam.

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Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.
Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back

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Thursday, June 28, 2012

Korean little angels singing Nepali national song


Nepali National Anthem by koreans



Enjoy the national anthem, dance, national songs by these little, cute korean little angels.
Little Angels Nepal Tour 2011 - Korean Student Are Singing Of Nepali National Song.
You wont regreat watching it to the end !
Enjoy.


Nepal has a great relationship with Korea

Long live this relationship.
Jay Nepal.

Monday, June 25, 2012

Bhaktapur in Photos


Here are some exclusive pictures of Bhaktapur, a renowned city for magnificent arts and culture:



Traditional window at Nawa Durga Temple




Siddha Pokhari





Bhaktapur Durbar Square






Bhaktapur Durbar Square




Bhaktapur Durbar Square







Nyatapola Temple



                                     


                                                                                 Bhaktapur Durbar Square




Thank You For Visiting
More pictures will be uploaded so soon.....







Sunday, June 24, 2012

Maachhi marna jaun- Lyrics


                                                -Bidhan, Rita and J Papi


Maachhi marna jaun na daajai Kalapanima 
Maachhi marna jaun na daajai Kalapanima
Chhekibari Dhuwali Mahakalima
Machhi marna jaun hai daajai Kalapanima
Maachhi marna jaun na daajai Kalapanima  
hooohohohooohohohoooohohoho
hooohohohooohohohoooohohoho


Ban ko kanda le kahile ni korena 
Phalame kanad ko taar ahile
Ban ko kanda le kahile ni korena 
Phalame kanad ko taar ahile


Manpari haina ganthe hamro panima 
Manpari haina ganthe hamro panima
Aalai chha ghau aathara ko nalapani ma 
Machhi marna jaun hai daajai kalapanima 
Machhi marna jaun hai daajai kalapanima 




Nepali khai kura bujheko 
Manpari janasankhya badheko 
Nepali khai kura bujheko 
Manpari janasankhya badheko 


Bidesh ko naukari ko bhara chhaina
Bidesh ko naukari ko bhara chhaina 
Pharkera aaunda ghara chhaina 
Maachhi marna jaun hai daajai kalapanima 
Maachhi marna jaun hai daajai kalapanima
hooohohohooohohohoooohohoho
hooohohohooohohohoooohohoho


Thuni deu nachhahine dokah 
Swadeshi ho kammar kasa 
Thuni deu nachhahine dokah 
Swadeshi ho kammar kasa 


Mela bharna jaun dajai mechi bagar 
Mela bharna jaun dajai mechi bagar 
Pashupati nagar jange pillar 
(Machhi marna jaun hai daajai kalapani ma)-5




Watch the music video here



Message to Nepalese


I request all the visitors to think about this once






Lets include Buddha not in geographical Nepal, but also inside Nepalese Heart !!!

What do you say???

Instrumental Tunes by KUTUMBA



The days are so hot. But you remain cool by listening to the melodious intrumental tunes by Kutumba, the renowned music band in Nepal...

For quick download


Beni ko bazar(Instumental) NEPAL.

Kutumba Mirmire Bhaka


Sayathari Baaja


Leka Ka Hami / Saal Ko Paat


Phoola Ko Thunga


Ma Timro Aankhama




thank you yellow and red animated


Saturday, June 23, 2012

Load-shedding Schedule (sms format) - Group 4



Load-Shedding Schedule (effective from 2069-08-23)

Now you can send latest load-shedding schedule directly to your mobile phone FREE OF COST.
Copy schedule of required group.
CLICK HERE to go to free sms service.
Copy the schedule from below to the message box on next page.
Type 00977 followed by your mobile number.
(example: 9779841123456)
Click on 'Send' button.







Group 4



Days  1st     2nd
Sun    6-12   5-9
Mon   5-11   4-10
Tue    4-10    2-7
Wed    3-9    1-6
Thu   10-2    7-12
Fri    12 -2    8-11
Sat     9-1    6-10





Click links below for Other groups :

Group 1  Group 2  Group 3  Group 4   Group 5 Group 6 Group 7


Friday, June 22, 2012

facebook status - 1

Maths Sir: What is a 'line'?
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A Genius Answer:

A line is a dot, going for a walk.. ;)

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* if i had the letters "HRT" and i could add "EA" and get "HEART" or add "U" and get "HURT" i'd rather have "U" and get "HURT" than have a "HEART" wihout "U" ..... :)

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‎>> Yuh lie to ur parents for ur lover, but why not 2 ur lover for ur parents????

>> To marry your lover yuh leave ur parents, but why dont yuh leave ur lover for ur parents???

>> yuh ask ur lover whether he/she has taken lunch on time. but have yuh ever asked the same question to ur parents?

>> you leave all ur bad habits for 1 promise to ur lover, but why not after the repeated advice of your dad????

THINK AGAIN

Value your parents, i hope u alL like it :)


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After all those years in school...

i finally came to know what the colon n semi-colon are used
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its to make the winkey and smiley faces... :) ;-)

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m bad in english but i can
Tell you i love you !!

I m bad at geography but i can
Tell you that u live in my heart.

I m bad history but i can
Remember when i first saw U.

I m bad in chemistry but i can
Tell whats the reactiob when
You smile.
I m bad in physics but i can tell
The intesity of spark of my eyes
When de u.
I m bad in every sub but i can
Tell all pass all sbjcs if
Their topic is you...!!

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Of course A Girl's Smile Is More Cheerful.
Than a Boy's Smile..

But a Single Tear In a Boy's Eye,
Is Much More Painful Than a Girl's Cry ♥

Hit like if u agree...!!

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Wife to husband: U don't LOVE Me at all..
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Husband points towards their five children n says-
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do u think I downloaded these from Google ??? :p


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Only 10% of the ladies play games like
Football
Volleyball
Cricket
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etc...
because 90% of the ladies play with boys life........

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Dear., "EGNSLIH TECAEHR
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As Lnog As The Fsrit & Lsat
Lteter R In The Smae Palce.,
U Can Siltl Raed Tihs.
Sincerely., Slpelnig Is Not Taht
Ipmrontat..!!" (ò.Ó) ~*LAzY*~

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Which is the most Beautiful feeling in the World...???
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When you try to 2 look at your friend and you find that you friend is already looking at u....
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Location: Examination Hall :D

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Isn't is stupid that people build expensive toilets and shit on it??????

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 Biker was riding when he sees a Girl about to jump off a bridge

So he stops & asks "What r u doing?" ?

She says : "I'm going to commit suicide"

He asked "well, before u jump, why don't u give me a kiss?"

So, she does.After she's finished
The biker says, "wow! That was The best kiss
but Why are u committing suicide?"
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"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl"
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Thursday, June 21, 2012

List of +2 colleges (HSEB Top 25 )

Top 25 Higher Secondary School (HSEB +2 Colleges) according to the Survey of Nepal Magazine 2069


                         The survey based on the Performance in the annual examination conducted by Higher Secondary Education Board.

Ranking
College Name
Address
No. of Seats
Contact no.
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Prasadi Academy
Manbhawan, Lalitpur
Science=336,
Management=288
5530562,
5541117
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St. Mary's Higher Secondary School
Jawalakhel,
Lalitpur
Science=100,
Management=100
Humanities=36
5524846
3
Kathmandu Model Higher Secondary School
Bagbazaar, Kathmandu
Science=480,
Management=320
Humanities=30
( not available yet )
4.
NCCS
Paknajol,
Kathmandu
Management=450
4251711,
4267961
5
College of Business Studies and Social Studies Higher Secondary School
Biratnagar,
Morang
Science=200,
Management=300
2130512
6
United Academy Higher Secondary School
Kumaripati,
Lalitpur
Science=450,
Management=650
Humanities=25
5537530,
5538938 ,
5533192
7
Sagarmatha Higher Secondary School
Pokhara,
Kaski
Science=120,
Management=200
061-32798
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Merryland Higher Secondary School
Biratnagar,
Morang
Management=500
21170-35275
9
Global College of Management Higher Secondary School
Old Baneshwor, Kathmandu
Management=550
4488312, 4475254
10
Little Angels Higher Secondary School
Hattiban,
Lalitpur
Science=300,
Management=250
5540777
11
National School of Science-NIST
Lainchour,
Kathmandu
Science=900,
Management=160
4423706, 4422050, 4429035, 4435408
12
Ace Higher Secondary School
New Baneshwor, Kathmandu
Management=250
977-1-4474712 ,4104236,4104051
13
Xavier Academy Higher Secondary School
Lazimpat, Kathmandu
Science=120,
Management=140
4430025, 4424289
14
Golden Gate Intl Higher Secondary School
Battisputali, Kathmandu
Science=720,
Management=480,
Humanities=40
4477082, 4495165
15
Kathmandu Bernhart Higher Secondary School
Balkhu,
 Kathmandu
Science=350,
Management=200
4036106, 4036107
16
Evesrest Intl Higher Secondary School
Lahan,
Siraha
Science=50,
Management=100, Humanities=30
( not available )
17
Khwopa Higher Secondary School
Dechochha,
Bhaktapur
Science=384,
Management=450,
Humanities=100
6610932, 6614336, 6618031
18
Reliance International Academy
Chahabil,
Kathmandu
Science=175,
Management=315,
Humanities=35
4478836, 4461445
19
Sagarmatha Multiple College
Dillibazar, Kathmandu
Science=160,
Management=200,
Humanities=30
4433334, 4433810
20
Araniko Aawasiya Higher Secondary School
Biratnagar,
Morang
Science=400,
Management=90,
525123
21
VS Niketan Higher Secondary School
Minbhawan, Kathmandu
Science=280,
Management=240
01-4495073,01-4482715
22
Orchid Science Higher Secondary School
Bharatpur,
Chitwan
Science=270,
Management=135
056-523527, 533927
23
Pinnacle Higher Secondary School
Thasikhel,
Lalitpur
Science=350,
Management=250,
Humanities=50
5544023, 5544024
24
Xavier International Higher Secondary School
Kalopul,
 Kathmandu
Science=375,
Management=400,
 Humanities=100
4444257
25
Himayalan White House Higher Secondary School
New Baneshwor, Kathmandu
Science=400,
Management=200
5537852

5536741




" Other colleges will be listed soon, Check Back Later ! "

Aama by Yama Buddha- lyrics

Aama


                                                                        -Yamabuddha ft.Mistah K (Nepsydaz)


Kasari byakta garaun ma yi mera bhawana,
Sadhai khusi rakhna sakun timilai meri aama,
Junijuni rahos mero saathma timro chhaya,
Timro aashirbaad ani timro ajambari maya,
Daibale sadhai khushi thamadiun timro haatma,
Sustauna paun sadhaibhari timro kaakhma,
Jharanako paanibhanda nischal timro mamata,
Himal jhai bishaal timro sangharsa kshhyamata,
Atitka sabai apthyara chhan eklai rundai sahyau timile,
Tara puchhidinthyau mera sabai aansu pachhyaurile,
Sasaana aawasyakta pura garna pachhi hatenau,
Hamro bhabisyalai ladyau aafnai khyaal garenau,
Mahasus hundaichha mera sabai bhoolharu aaja,
Paschatap gardaichhu ma bihana sanjha,
Kati jani najani maile pida diyen hola,
Maaf garideu aama ma timro badmaas chhora


Timro muhaarma sadhai haanso hos,
Timro sadaibako aayu hos,
Timibhanda thulo ishwor hundaina bho,
Timi devi timi nai mero daiba ho
Timro muhaarma sadhai haanso hos,
Timro sadaibako aayu hos,
Timibhanda thulo ishwor hundaina bho,
timi devi timi nai mero daiba ho

Suryako taap chhekidinchha aama timro chhayale,
Sarbashrestha rahanechhau aama timi jahilyai,
Dukha pida sahera ni muskuraunchhau jahilyai,
Matriprembhanda thulo aru hune chhaina kehi,
Ma sakdina aama timilai kohi sanga ni danjna,
Pabitra yo bhandhanlai kasle sakchha ra naghna,
Tyo kasto maanis jasle sakchha aafnai aama tyagna,
Aruko kura sunera jo khojdachha bhagna,
Garna garho chha barnan timro sahanshilta,
Rokiyela khola tara rokne chhaina timro mamata,
Kehi nabole ni timi bujhchhau mero maunata,
Meri aama timi nai hau mero devidevata,
Jaba ma runthen pidale aadhiraatma,
Swargako anubhuti hunthyo timro kaakhma,
Bhagyamaani bhayechhu ma timilai pai saathma,
Timile sikayau aama kalam-kaapi chyapna.




Timro muhaarma sadhai haanso hos,
Timro sadaibako aayu hos,
Timibhanda thulo ishwor hundaina bho,
Timi devi timi nai mero daiba ho
Timro muhaarma sadhai haanso hos,
Timro sadaibako aayu hos,
Timibhanda thulo ishwor hundaina bho,
timi devi timi nai mero daiba ho,
daiba ho...


Maile aajasamma kati ruwayen hola,
Jati biswaas gardapani diyen sadhai dhoka,
Achamma lagchha taipani dekhda mayako khola,
Bishaal mutu chha timro tesaile hola,
Mero pyaaro chhora bhandai angaaloma bandhchhau,
Mero nimti marchhau timi merai laagi banchchhau,
Mero nimti royau ani merai lagi hanschhau,
Tara jati garda pani dukha matra payau,
Tara aama aba ma thulo hundaichhu,
Timra harek tyaag ko karan kuro bujhdaichhu,
Eklai biteka palharu samjhidai rudainchhu,
Kukur thiyen ma balla manchhe huna sikdaichhu,
Sadhai saath dinechhu aba aaune dinma,
Tadha bhagaidinechhu sabai bhaya ra chinta,
Sewa garna chahanchhu ma timro sadhaibhari,
Yasaigari maya matrai pairakhun sadhaibhari.


Timro muhaarma sadhai haanso hos,
Timro sadaibako aayu hos,
Timibhanda thulo ishwor hundaina bho,
Timi devi timi nai mero daiba ho
Timro muhaarma sadhai haanso hos,
Timro sadaibako aayu hos,
Timibhanda thulo ishwor hundaina bho,
timi devi timi nai mero daiba ho.......


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