Collection of downloadable 'Good Morning' pictures
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THANKS FOR VISITING
Which one is the best among these?
Saturday, June 30, 2012
Friday, June 29, 2012
Facebook status- part 2
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पुलिस : तैले किन यति धेरै पिएको ?
जड्याहा : बाध्यता थियो साब।
पुलिस : के बाध्यता थियो ?
जड्याहा : बोतलको बिर्कै हराएछ नि साब
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My new fav word start with P and end witho ORN
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Popcorn!! what were you thinking you pervert
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OMG you will love this press f13 and see the magic
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doesnt need a brain he has google
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important notice if you notice this noticem you will probably notice that this notice isn't worth noticing
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SIX GOLDEN RULES FOR F***ING !
--> F***ing once a week is good fo ur health, buh it iz harmful if done everyday.
--> F***ing relaxes your mind & body.
--> F***ing refreshes u.
--> After F***ing don't eat too much go for more liquids.
-->Try F***ing in bed cause it can save your valuable energy.
--> F***ing can reduce your cholesterol level.
[ so remember "FASTING" iz good for ur health ]
GOD BLESS YOUR DIRTY MIND !!!:D
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Today, in a college form,
when asked about
'Permanent Address',
I wrote :
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facebook.com.........
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New Teacher -
Students tell your names and hobbies ?
Boys - I'm Ram , My hobby is watching Bubble.
I'm Shyam - My hobby is watching Bubble.
I'm Hari - My hobby is also watching Bubble.
Teacher: Oh, all boys have same hobbies , That's Go0d.
Now Girls, Please ?
Girl - Hi !! My name is Bubble :P
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Teacher: Why did you laugh.?
Boy: I saw 1 strip of your bra.
Teacher: Get out of the class for one week.
2nd boy laughed.
Teacher: Why did you laugh.?
Boy: I saw both strips.
Teacher: Get out for 1 month.
She bent down 2 take chalk.
Little Jhony started walking out.
Teacher: Jhony, why are you going out.?
Jhony: What I just saw, I think my school days are over :p
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Girls see the status and like it
We boys see the girls name and like the status
Am I right or am I right?
Lol
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Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
Johnny : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the sameday
sametime.
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~Thought for Today~
"Girls characters represent
their Family,
where as
Boys characters
represent their Friends...!"
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Lips are like friends:
If we say STUDY, READ, WRITE - they never meet.
But if we say PARTY, PICNIC, BUNK, PLAY - Immediately they meet..
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Teacher asks johny : if there were 5 birds on a tree n u shot 1, how many r left?
Johny : none, as others will fly away.
Teacher : the answer is 4 but i like the way u think.
Johny : i have a question madam. If 3 women r eating cone ice-cream. 1 licking, 1 chewing n 1
sucking, which 1 is married?
Teacher (nervous) : well, the 1
sucking d cone.
Johny : no, the 1 with wedding ring on her finger. bt i like the way u think madam.
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Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.
Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back
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Thursday, June 28, 2012
Korean little angels singing Nepali national song
Nepali National Anthem by koreans
Enjoy the national anthem, dance, national songs by these little, cute korean little angels.
Little Angels Nepal Tour 2011 - Korean Student Are Singing Of Nepali National Song.
You wont regreat watching it to the end !
Enjoy.
You wont regreat watching it to the end !
Enjoy.
Nepal has a great relationship with Korea.
Long live this relationship.
Jay Nepal.
Jay Nepal.
Monday, June 25, 2012
Bhaktapur in Photos
Here are some exclusive pictures of Bhaktapur, a renowned city for magnificent arts and culture:
Traditional window at Nawa Durga Temple
Siddha Pokhari
Bhaktapur Durbar Square
Bhaktapur Durbar Square
Bhaktapur Durbar Square
Nyatapola Temple
Bhaktapur Durbar Square
Thank You For Visiting
More pictures will be uploaded so soon.....
Sunday, June 24, 2012
Maachhi marna jaun- Lyrics
-Bidhan, Rita and J Papi
Maachhi marna jaun na daajai Kalapanima
Maachhi marna jaun na daajai Kalapanima
Chhekibari Dhuwali MahakalimaMachhi marna jaun hai daajai Kalapanima
Maachhi marna jaun na daajai Kalapanima
hooohohohooohohohoooohohoho
hooohohohooohohohoooohohoho
Ban ko kanda le kahile ni korena
Phalame kanad ko taar ahile
Ban ko kanda le kahile ni korena
Phalame kanad ko taar ahile
Manpari haina ganthe hamro panima
Manpari haina ganthe hamro panima
Aalai chha ghau aathara ko nalapani ma
Machhi marna jaun hai daajai kalapanima
Nepali khai kura bujheko
Manpari janasankhya badheko
Nepali khai kura bujheko
Manpari janasankhya badheko
Bidesh ko naukari ko bhara chhaina
Bidesh ko naukari ko bhara chhaina
Pharkera aaunda ghara chhaina
Maachhi marna jaun hai daajai kalapanima
Maachhi marna jaun hai daajai kalapanima
hooohohohooohohohoooohohoho
hooohohohooohohohoooohohoho
Thuni deu nachhahine dokah
Swadeshi ho kammar kasa
Thuni deu nachhahine dokah
Swadeshi ho kammar kasa
Mela bharna jaun dajai mechi bagar
Mela bharna jaun dajai mechi bagar
Pashupati nagar jange pillar
(Machhi marna jaun hai daajai kalapani ma)-5
Watch the music video here
Message to Nepalese
I request all the visitors to think about this once
Lets include Buddha not in geographical Nepal, but also inside Nepalese Heart !!!
What do you say???
Instrumental Tunes by KUTUMBA
The days are so hot. But you remain cool by listening to the melodious intrumental tunes by Kutumba, the renowned music band in Nepal...
For quick download
Beni ko bazar(Instumental) NEPAL.
Kutumba Mirmire Bhaka
Sayathari Baaja
Leka Ka Hami / Saal Ko Paat
Phoola Ko Thunga
Ma Timro Aankhama
Saturday, June 23, 2012
Load-shedding Schedule (sms format) - Group 4
Load-Shedding Schedule (effective from 2069-08-23)
Now you can send latest load-shedding schedule directly to your mobile phone FREE OF COST.
CLICK HERE to go to free sms service.Copy the schedule from below to the message box on next page.
Type 00977 followed by your mobile number.
(example: 9779841123456)
Click on 'Send' button.
Group 4
Days 1st 2nd
Sun 6-12 5-9
Mon 5-11 4-10
Tue 4-10 2-7
Wed 3-9 1-6
Thu 10-2 7-12
Fri 12 -2 8-11
Sat 9-1 6-10
Click links below for Other groups :
Group 1 Group 2 Group 3 Group 4 Group 5 Group 6 Group 7
Nepali Patriotic Golden Songs Collection
To download simply click any song from the list below :
- Nepal National Anthem
- Gopal Yonjan- Nepal ko Chhoro
- Desh Le Ragat Mage
- Rato ra chandra surya
- Nepali Hami
- Gau Gau Basti Basti
- Hamro Nepal Ma
- Jaaja lamka chamka
- Yo Nepali Sir Uchali
- Manis Khoji Rahechhu
- baneko cha pahara le yo chhati mero
- Nepal Ukali Orali ma
- paschim kohi purba ghar
- Machhi Marna Jaaun na dajai kalapani ma
More will be added soon, check back later.
JAYA NEPAL !
Friday, June 22, 2012
facebook status - 1
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A Genius Answer:
A line is a dot, going for a walk.. ;)
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* if i had the letters "HRT" and i could add "EA" and get "HEART" or add "U" and get "HURT" i'd rather have "U" and get "HURT" than have a "HEART" wihout "U" ..... :)
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>> Yuh lie to ur parents for ur lover, but why not 2 ur lover for ur parents????
>> To marry your lover yuh leave ur parents, but why dont yuh leave ur lover for ur parents???
>> yuh ask ur lover whether he/she has taken lunch on time. but have yuh ever asked the same question to ur parents?
>> you leave all ur bad habits for 1 promise to ur lover, but why not after the repeated advice of your dad????
THINK AGAIN
Value your parents, i hope u alL like it :)
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After all those years in school...
i finally came to know what the colon n semi-colon are used
for...!!
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its to make the winkey and smiley faces... :) ;-)
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m bad in english but i can
Tell you i love you !!
I m bad at geography but i can
Tell you that u live in my heart.
I m bad history but i can
Remember when i first saw U.
I m bad in chemistry but i can
Tell whats the reactiob when
You smile.
I m bad in physics but i can tell
The intesity of spark of my eyes
When de u.
I m bad in every sub but i can
Tell all pass all sbjcs if
Their topic is you...!!
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Of course A Girl's Smile Is More Cheerful.
Than a Boy's Smile..
But a Single Tear In a Boy's Eye,
Is Much More Painful Than a Girl's Cry ♥
Hit like if u agree...!!
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Wife to husband: U don't LOVE Me at all..
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Husband points towards their five children n says-
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do u think I downloaded these from Google ??? :p
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Only 10% of the ladies play games like
Football
Volleyball
Cricket
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etc...
because 90% of the ladies play with boys life........
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Dear., "EGNSLIH TECAEHR
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As Lnog As The Fsrit & Lsat
Lteter R In The Smae Palce.,
U Can Siltl Raed Tihs.
Sincerely., Slpelnig Is Not Taht
Ipmrontat..!!" (ò.Ó) ~*LAzY*~
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Which is the most Beautiful feeling in the World...???
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When you try to 2 look at your friend and you find that you friend is already looking at u....
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Location: Examination Hall :D
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Isn't is stupid that people build expensive toilets and shit on it??????
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Biker was riding when he sees a Girl about to jump off a bridge
So he stops & asks "What r u doing?" ?
She says : "I'm going to commit suicide"
He asked "well, before u jump, why don't u give me a kiss?"
So, she does.After she's finished
The biker says, "wow! That was The best kiss
but Why are u committing suicide?"
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"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl"
& then
biker jumped off The bridge...:D
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a truth is written below
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For part 2
Thursday, June 21, 2012
List of +2 colleges (HSEB Top 25 )
Top 25 Higher Secondary School (HSEB +2 Colleges) according to the Survey of Nepal Magazine 2069
The survey based on the Performance in the annual examination conducted by Higher Secondary Education Board.
Ranking | College Name | Address | No. of Seats | Contact no. |
1 | Prasadi Academy | Manbhawan, Lalitpur | Science=336, Management=288 | 5530562, 5541117 |
2 | St. Mary's Higher Secondary School | Jawalakhel, Lalitpur | Science=100, Management=100 Humanities=36 | 5524846 |
3 | Kathmandu Model Higher Secondary School | Bagbazaar, Kathmandu | Science=480, Management=320 Humanities=30 | ( not available yet ) |
4. | NCCS | Paknajol, Kathmandu | Management=450 | 4251711, 4267961 |
5 | College of Business Studies and Social Studies Higher Secondary School | Biratnagar, Morang | Science=200, Management=300 | 2130512 |
6 | United Academy Higher Secondary School | Kumaripati, Lalitpur | Science=450, Management=650 Humanities=25 | 5537530, 5538938 , 5533192 |
7 | Sagarmatha Higher Secondary School | Pokhara, Kaski | Science=120, Management=200 | 061-32798 |
8 | Merryland Higher Secondary School | Biratnagar, Morang | Management=500 | 21170-35275 |
9 | Global College of Management Higher Secondary School | Old Baneshwor, Kathmandu | Management=550 | 4488312, 4475254 |
10 | Little Angels Higher Secondary School | Hattiban, Lalitpur | Science=300, Management=250 | 5540777 |
11 | National School of Science-NIST | Lainchour, Kathmandu | Science=900, Management=160 | 4423706, 4422050, 4429035, 4435408 |
12 | Ace Higher Secondary School | New Baneshwor, Kathmandu | Management=250 | 977-1-4474712 ,4104236,4104051 |
13 | Xavier Academy Higher Secondary School | Lazimpat, Kathmandu | Science=120, Management=140 | 4430025, 4424289 |
14 | Golden Gate Intl Higher Secondary School | Battisputali, Kathmandu | Science=720, Management=480, Humanities=40 | 4477082, 4495165 |
15 | Kathmandu Bernhart Higher Secondary School | Balkhu, Kathmandu | Science=350, Management=200 | 4036106, 4036107 |
16 | Evesrest Intl Higher Secondary School | Lahan, Siraha | Science=50, Management=100, Humanities=30 | ( not available ) |
17 | Khwopa Higher Secondary School | Dechochha, Bhaktapur | Science=384, Management=450, Humanities=100 | 6610932, 6614336, 6618031 |
18 | Reliance International Academy | Chahabil, Kathmandu | Science=175, Management=315, Humanities=35 | 4478836, 4461445 |
19 | Sagarmatha Multiple College | Dillibazar, Kathmandu | Science=160, Management=200, Humanities=30 | 4433334, 4433810 |
20 | Araniko Aawasiya Higher Secondary School | Biratnagar, Morang | Science=400, Management=90, | 525123 |
21 | VS Niketan Higher Secondary School | Minbhawan, Kathmandu | Science=280, Management=240 | 01-4495073,01-4482715 |
22 | Orchid Science Higher Secondary School | Bharatpur, Chitwan | Science=270, Management=135 | 056-523527, 533927 |
23 | Pinnacle Higher Secondary School | Thasikhel, Lalitpur | Science=350, Management=250, Humanities=50 | 5544023, 5544024 |
24 | Xavier International Higher Secondary School | Kalopul, Kathmandu | Science=375, Management=400, Humanities=100 | 4444257 |
25 | Himayalan White House Higher Secondary School | New Baneshwor, Kathmandu | Science=400, Management=200 | 5537852 5536741 |
