Facebook status- part 2

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पुलिस : तैले किन यति धेरै पिएको ?
जड्याहा : बाध्यता थियो साब।
पुलिस : के बाध्यता थियो ?
जड्याहा : बोतलको बिर्कै हराएछ नि साब

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My new fav word start with P and end witho ORN
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Popcorn!! what were you thinking you pervert






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OMG you will love this press f13 and see the magic
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doesnt need a brain he has google

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important notice if you notice this noticem you will probably notice that this notice isn't worth noticing

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SIX GOLDEN RULES FOR F***ING !

--> F***ing once a week is good fo ur health, buh it iz harmful if done everyday.
--> F***ing relaxes your mind & body.
--> F***ing refreshes u.
--> After F***ing don't eat too much go for more liquids.
-->Try F***ing in bed cause it can save your valuable energy.
--> F***ing can reduce your cholesterol level.

[ so remember "FASTING" iz good for ur health ]

GOD BLESS YOUR DIRTY MIND !!!:D

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Today, in a college form,
when asked about
'Permanent Address',
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facebook.com.........

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New Teacher -
Students tell your names and hobbies ?

Boys - I'm Ram , My hobby is watching Bubble.
I'm Shyam - My hobby is watching Bubble.
I'm Hari - My hobby is also watching Bubble.

Teacher: Oh, all boys have same hobbies , That's Go0d.

Now Girls, Please ?
Girl - Hi !! My name is Bubble :P

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Teacher: Why did you laugh.?

Boy: I saw 1 strip of your bra.
Teacher: Get out of the class for one week.

2nd boy laughed.
Teacher: Why did you laugh.?
Boy: I saw both strips.
Teacher: Get out for 1 month.

She bent down 2 take chalk.
Little Jhony started walking out.
Teacher: Jhony, why are you going out.?
Jhony: What I just saw, I think my school days are over :p


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Girls see the status and like it
We boys see the girls name and like the status
Am I right or am I right?
Lol

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Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
Johnny : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the sameday
sametime.

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~Thought for Today~

"Girls characters represent
their Family,

where as

Boys characters
represent their Friends...!"

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Lips are like friends:
If we say STUDY, READ, WRITE - they never meet.
But if we say PARTY, PICNIC, BUNK, PLAY - Immediately they meet..

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Teacher asks johny : if there were 5 birds on a tree n u shot 1, how many r left?
Johny : none, as others will fly away.
Teacher : the answer is 4 but i like the way u think.
Johny : i have a question madam. If 3 women r eating cone ice-cream. 1 licking, 1 chewing n 1
sucking, which 1 is married?
Teacher (nervous) : well, the 1
sucking d cone.
Johny : no, the 1 with wedding ring on her finger. bt i like the way u think madam.

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Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.
Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back

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