Friday, June 22, 2012

facebook status - 1

Maths Sir: What is a 'line'?
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A Genius Answer:

A line is a dot, going for a walk.. ;)

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* if i had the letters "HRT" and i could add "EA" and get "HEART" or add "U" and get "HURT" i'd rather have "U" and get "HURT" than have a "HEART" wihout "U" ..... :)

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‎>> Yuh lie to ur parents for ur lover, but why not 2 ur lover for ur parents????

>> To marry your lover yuh leave ur parents, but why dont yuh leave ur lover for ur parents???

>> yuh ask ur lover whether he/she has taken lunch on time. but have yuh ever asked the same question to ur parents?

>> you leave all ur bad habits for 1 promise to ur lover, but why not after the repeated advice of your dad????

THINK AGAIN

Value your parents, i hope u alL like it :)


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After all those years in school...

i finally came to know what the colon n semi-colon are used
for...!!
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its to make the winkey and smiley faces... :) ;-)

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m bad in english but i can
Tell you i love you !!

I m bad at geography but i can
Tell you that u live in my heart.

I m bad history but i can
Remember when i first saw U.

I m bad in chemistry but i can
Tell whats the reactiob when
You smile.
I m bad in physics but i can tell
The intesity of spark of my eyes
When de u.
I m bad in every sub but i can
Tell all pass all sbjcs if
Their topic is you...!!

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Of course A Girl's Smile Is More Cheerful.
Than a Boy's Smile..

But a Single Tear In a Boy's Eye,
Is Much More Painful Than a Girl's Cry ♥

Hit like if u agree...!!

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Wife to husband: U don't LOVE Me at all..
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Husband points towards their five children n says-
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do u think I downloaded these from Google ??? :p


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Only 10% of the ladies play games like
Football
Volleyball
Cricket
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etc...
because 90% of the ladies play with boys life........

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Dear., "EGNSLIH TECAEHR
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As Lnog As The Fsrit & Lsat
Lteter R In The Smae Palce.,
U Can Siltl Raed Tihs.
Sincerely., Slpelnig Is Not Taht
Ipmrontat..!!" (ò.Ó) ~*LAzY*~

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Which is the most Beautiful feeling in the World...???
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When you try to 2 look at your friend and you find that you friend is already looking at u....
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Location: Examination Hall :D

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Isn't is stupid that people build expensive toilets and shit on it??????

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 Biker was riding when he sees a Girl about to jump off a bridge

So he stops & asks "What r u doing?" ?

She says : "I'm going to commit suicide"

He asked "well, before u jump, why don't u give me a kiss?"

So, she does.After she's finished
The biker says, "wow! That was The best kiss
but Why are u committing suicide?"
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"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl"
& then
biker jumped off The bridge...:D

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a truth is written below
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a lie is written above
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For part 2